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If this was real copy, you wouldnt be so mystified right now

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Tinkertoys are the coolest invention ever. The wheel sucked by comparison

This is a snippet. If you looked snippet up in the dictionary, there's be a picture of me.

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They tend to be full of typos too, but whaddya gonna do.

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But there was really no good reason to keep on typing out real copy, so he stopped.

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy copywriter

Jack Sprat did something, but it wasnt very memorable, and I totally forgot it anyway

This would have been more interesting if it was supposed to be.

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